If people were meant to pop out of bed in the morning, they’d sleep in toasters, right?  Do you require at least two cups of coffee before you slightly glimmer, let alone rise and shine?  It’s okay if you’re just not a morning person. Here’s the perfect shirt to warn everyone to steer clear in the morning, when you’re just not up to dealing with people yet. Just because you’re awake, doesn’t mean you’re ready to do things. And coffee always tastes better when no one talks to you while you’re drinking it. Am I right?