Be A Sparkling Unicorn
Not A Miserable Cow
Let your good vibes and happiness sparkle with a snarky reminder for all those Debbie Downers and Pessimistic Patty’s out there. Don’t let them suck the life out you or ruin your day! Send them a sneaky, sarcastic message to give themselves an attitude adjustment. (And who doesn’t love unicorns?) Show your upbeat sparkle and sarcastic sass in our super soft vintage style unisex tee.
- Unisex Size – Fit runs true to size.
- 4.5 oz., pre-shrunk 100% Softstyle cotton.
- Designed and printed right here in our shop.
- Most sizes & colors are in-stock and ready to ship.
- Orders shipped with tracking in 1-3 business days.
All designs © Suzy Swede